Bad habit:
Forgetting to zip up fly after every bathroom stop
Forgetting to zip up fly after every bathroom stop
Just to talk shit about Five Guys. It was crappy and the cashier had an attitude. Ok. Ok. She was a bitch
How is ‘queef’ not a word??
my sister is really bored and taking it out on my facebook
Got asked out in Words with Friends.
Because… I got game?
Cut bangs…
Just to cover up a zit on my forehead
really surprised I still have some followers.
you stragglers are da best
My friend loves books so I was talking crap on her facebook, and this lady (who I don’t know) decides to gimme some FYI.

old people. lol